Ever wonder what Batman Returns would be like WITHOUT the Catwoman & Max Shreck characters? Well, wonder no more, as we check out the Golden Batman Returns "The Penguin's Plot" children's book in its entirety. Gone are the sexy Catwoman and the vile Shreck... and in their place are a much more kid friendly take on Penguin's plans to take over Gotham. I got a real kick out of reading this one- especially how they completely gloss over the Ice Princess' fate. And man, ya gotta love the closing shot of a dapper Bruce Wayne trimming the tree... Enjoy!